Let’s skip the icebreakers and the fun facts and really dive into personality.

I’m Riley, a lover of elevator mirror selfies, butchered metaphors and sayings, and Peach Edition RedBull®. In my free time, I moonlight as a Dungeons and Dragons® DM and burn orc villages to the ground. When not violating the Elvish version of the Geneva Convention, you’ll find me reading, obsessing over fictional characters, or debating people about the best french fry shape (and yes, there is a correct answer.)

All in all, I just want to write good things, write new things, and write creative things. If that’s what you’re looking for, you’ve found it.